There is a great and vast conspiracy that has somehow, to this day, separated you from the one true holy email client. Luckily, the lord has looked down on you kindly, and forgiven you for your sins, and rewarded you for your goodly deeds, and verily, ye have been truly blessed. And the lord held aloft the holy hand grenade, and he smote outlook express, and he smote lotus notes, and he smote microsoft outlook, and he smote eudora and hotmail and even netscape and mozilla and hushmail and pine, and all the unbelievers were cast into the lake of fire, for choosing the wrong email client.